swxrn-out:

It was such a beautiful day that day. -

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

peenslaya:

why would anyone ever select “price high to low” while online shopping??